And the winner is…

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Overdressed And Underpaid, with Shame

As with many of the incidents that sneak up on me when I’m trying to go to sleep, filling me with so much horror as I remember them that I have to stuff my duvet into my mouth to stop myself from screaming, I was very drunk when this occurred. I’d just started sleeping with a bloke in my friendship group that I’d fancied for ages, we’ll call him Travis, and was in the pub with him and some others.

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Our judges said:

OMG! I am so glad I’m not the only one this has happened to!

Purple froth, sex and a man called Travis - I laughed so much I nearly gagged.

This week’s winning post was nominated by The Telf. Your very excellent shortlister was Sarah P, and your equally excellent judges were Jessica, Patrick, Hall of Fame Judge, Ariel and Guest Judge, Cliff. Head Judge was Dandelion. Sesame Street is a production of the Children’s Television Workshop.