It was an unusual weekend’s voting, given that our shortlister Ariel exercised her right to submit just two posts for consideration.

However, our judging panel’s decision was… er… decisive.

And so, we congratulate Orbyn Dot Elsewhere Dot Com for her excellent The book wot I (never) wrote.

“I could be plodding round Sainsbury’s pondering turkey twizzlers when suddenly I’d be awash with the kind of wooziness that strikes you when you’ve had about five pints too many, the room spins and throbs, and you have an urgent need to be sick in a hedge.”

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The winning post was nominated by Mike, who also served as this week’s head judge. Our other judges were Bob, Monozygote and last week’s winner Mary. Thanks are also due to our “general public” voters.